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Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.

looking4yourwife:

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

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That is fucking crazy. It felt like my brain laid down

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

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That is fucking crazy. It felt like my brain laid down

thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

frenchboob:

Jordan Carver